It blows my mind that during sex some guys will just nut and that’s the end of it. Just bang bang bang nut sleep and the girls haven’t even been close to climax, like boys WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH GO EAT HER PUSSY YOU SAVAGE and to the girls who are too shy to speak up about the fact that you didn’t cum yet TELL HIM HIS DICK GAME WEAK AF. Can’t even make you cum what is this shit, ladies you deserve better.
Masturbate next to him, loudly, and if he asks what you’re doing, just answer, “Getting shit done, unlike some people who will remain limp and useless.”
In my experience men always feel so so ashamed of themselves when you finish the job yourself. Do it. Don’t let them think they’re good at sex when they’re not.
Duuuude for real
"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
(via screamingsadness)
its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest
